Volcano

Sorry about the lack of posts lately. I'm just kind of busy with studying and my friend came home the other day from school so we've been hanging out too. So I'll just kind of give a run down of things that have happened the past few days, even though they aren't really funny or too interesting they'll just have to do until I get a full night sleep.


Today I was at work and somebody found a teddygram....from somewhere, it had dirt smudged on it's face. I kept it next to me all day and this girl looked at it and I told her she should eat it. Then she told me I should, so I started to barter. She didn't have any money to pay me, so I told her I would eat it for one of her earings, but she said no. She wouldn't even give me her nosering for eating it, but I almost talked her into giving me one of her shoestrings if I ate it. Then she actually broke down and told me she would eat half if I did, but then I couldn't find it. I think she threw it away. I told everybody to keep an eye out for a teddygram. Nobody turned it into the lost and found though.

Oh yeah, about two and a half weeks ago a bunch of construction guys cut down a bunch of trees and chipped all them into mulch. They did all this when it was still fairly warm and once it started to cool down more the mulch pile emits steam from it's peak. The first time I saw it I thought it was awesome. Then two weeks later it's more like "Eh...." On my way home from work the other day I was super tired and once I drove around a wide shoulder I saw a firetruck and a police car on the side of the road and I thought it must be a really bad accident. Nope, somebody saw the mulch steam and called 911. I laughed once I saw the firemen in the field explaining why it's happening to the police officer, the guy was using his hands a lot when he was talking and it almost looked like an interperative dance with a makeshift volcano in the background. It was funny.

One thing that happened the other day, I made punkin pies again for my friends and when I took a pie to thier house I was expecting to just hang out for a bit, but I stayed until 1AM. It was fun though. We played catchphrase and my friend from Arkansas and I were on a team and the things we had to come up with were pretty interesting. There aren't too many people who can guess a word when asked "What does my brother have that's dead? What does it live in?" Yeah, it was fun. But the only bad thing is when I had to break things up into two parts my cohort would guess the first part of the word, then the second, but say the both together backwards.....it got kind of frustrating...."What do you sleep in when you travel, not a motel but an.....?" and then the second part "When you stand up and clap you are giving a standing......?" I got correct answers for both parts and I said "Now put them together!!" the reply...."OVATION-INN!!!".....we lost.